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AN ALZHEIMER’S EDUCATION: THE FORGIVING AND THE FORGETTING, HOPE AND HEALING FOR ALZHEIMER’S

March 20, 2015
By Sean Margaret Wagner


Ask any member of the artistic team behind “The Forgiving and The Forgetting”, a new musical about one family’s struggle to embrace and accept Alzheimer’s disease, why they chose to get involved, and they will point not to a reason, but a person. Director Karen Fort remembers her mother in law who struggled with Alzheimer’s for a decade, and author/lyricist Jade Angelica has based her musical’s matriarch on her own mother (the production draws form Angelica’s memoir, “Where Two Worlds Touch: A Spiritual Journey Through Alzheimer’s Disease”). The story of Alzheimer’s and dementia is such a shared legacy that I couldn’t help but think of my own family’s stricken matriarch, no longer able to conjure our names from memory, but always pleased to hear our stories of her exploits.

“The Forgiving and The Forgetting” by Jade Angelica (book and lyrics), and Gail Gallagher (music and lyrics) follows Lizzie (Lorraine Freund), her estranged daughter Eva (Janet Sussman) and her son, Tom (Justin Hauke) a priest, as they all learn of Lizzy’s struggle with Alzheimer’s. The siblings work to manage their mother’s illness despite years of bad blood and vastly different ideas of what sort of help Lizzie will need. They are aided in their treatment by a troupe of medical professionals, Alzheimer’s patients and the occasional game show host. Together, they learn to embrace that their lives and family roles may never return to normal, but they are more capable of coping and understanding than anyone of them realizes.

What sets “The Forgiving and The Forgetting” apart from a traditional musical is the focus the authors have placed in making the experience not just an entertainment, but an opportunity to educate and raise awareness for their audience. Providing the best treatment for those persons with Alzheimer’s closest to us means reaching out and joining them in their world, Jade Angelica and countless medical experts posit. For example, when Lizzie mistakenly claims the flowers her son brought her were picked from her garden, we see the stress she experiences when her son negates her strong recollection, and no amount of reason can bring Lizzie around, however, and she lashes out at her children in song. Stark in contrast, Lizzie mistakes her daughter for a beloved cousin, and Eva plays along, diffusing her mother’s tension instantly.

I asked each of the show creators what they hoped audiences would glean from their fictional Alzheimer’s family, and each came back with a thought tinged with the knowledge that Alzheimer’s can be treated for years, but not cured. “Hope is possible,” says Jade Angelica, “deep meaningful relationships are possible. All is not lost.” Director Karen Fort advised to “give them as many happy moments as possible; they can’t come to you.” Composer/lyricist Gail Gallagher chimed in with, “they may not remember who you are, but they will remember how you made them feel.”

Angelica and Gallagher have extensive plans for the musical, a work they consider to be perpetually evolving with each performance. They are currently filming the production and will be touring the show to California in the near future. Chicagoans can take in a performance of “The Forgiving and The Forgetting” for free this coming weekend and as part of a larger Alzheimer’s focused event in the next week, The Wingspread Conference, details are below:

Performances of “The Forgiving and The Forgetting” are:
  • Sunday, March 22nd at 2pm at the Second Unitarian Church, 656 West Barry Ave. Chicago, IL 60657 (Free performance, donations accepted)
  • Wednesday, March 25th at 6:45pm at the Fourth Presbyterian Church, 126 East Chestnut St. Chicago, IL 60611 (Part of the Wingspread Conference, $20)

For more information, visit:
“The Forgiving and The Forgetting” Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1573834286208101/

The Wingspread Conference: http://tinyurl.com/Wingspread2015

Healing Moments Alzheimer’s Ministry:http://healingmomentswebsite.webs.com/

Sean Margaret is a Chicago playwright, musical bookwriter/lyricist and storyteller. You can find her on Twitter: @SMargaretWagner

Still Point Theater Collective New Performance!

By Sean Wagner

Still Point Theater Collective Presents
The Ravenswood Players In:
LETTERS TO SANTA

Hello SPORK! readers! We have had the pleasure of observing and working with Still Point Theatre Collective’s Ravenswood Players troupe as they’ve built their latest show “Letters to Santa” from the ground up. The show is developed, written and starring Chicago area adults with disabilities, who have worked for months with Still Point to produce an improvisational feature that is hilarious and heartwarming all at once. So, come celebrate performers of all stripes, singing, dancing, comedy and community. This is a free event and a great experience if you or someone you know is searching for an ideal performance community. Details are below, and please stay tuned for an in-depth article on the production after the show!


Rehearsal 
The Ravenswood Players are at it again! Bring the whole family to this event featuring a story about Santa and his elves exploring letters that ask for non-material goods as gifts. Enjoy cookies, coffee, and a chance to donate to Santa Ben after the show!


Wednesday December 17th at 7:00 p.m.
Ravenswood Presbyterian Church
(Basement Theater)
4300 N Hermitage Ave
Chicago IL, 60614
Still Point: 773-868-1700

Cost: FREE


The Games Highborns Play Or, my new obsession with Game of Thrones

By Sean Margaret Wagner

I like to equate literary tastes to the human palate, and when I plunk down next to my dear friends’ bookshelves, I hunt through them the same way you’d analyze the shelves of a refrigerator you’ve gotten the go-ahead to ransack. I linger with their fridge door open, hoping to see what foods we may have in common. Who knows- maybe they like my brand of jam, or they store their wheat bread in the crisper, too. The same goes for bookshelves; I constantly want to see what genres and editions we have in common.

But there’s a problem that stares back at me from every bookshelf I admire most. There always seems to be an abundance of Tolkien, Rowling, Ursula K. Leguin and Dianna Wynne Jones. Classics of young-adult fantasy novels that have all the broken spines of books well read. I never got a steady diet of fantasy growing up, and as a result, those literary muscles have atrophied. Blame my years as an impressionable reader spent gobbling horror novels, science fiction, comedy and plays. It’s not that I can’t appreciate Frodo and Samwise’s epic Fodor’s Guide to Middle Earth, but when devotees insist I will love each ‘Rings’ book more than the last, it’s a little disappointing when I can’t drum up the same enthusiasm they’ve had since age eight.

This may be what drew me to Game of Thrones.

The series seemed to be free of all the trappings that frustrated me about beloved fantasy. Complete devotion to the characters was not a prerequisite, in fact, most readers assured I’d come away jaded and heartbroken the moment I started picking favorites. “If they aren’t killed off randomly, they live to suffer in solitude, or become nightmarishly evil,” my circle of GOT readership warned, “nobody wins in the Game of Thrones. Well, wait, there may be an exception or two…”

As I began to read (and watch on generous friends’ cable queues not long after), I took note of the characters that ruthless George RR Martin had spared no suffering or death, but who’s stories we followed quite closely in the absence of a single heroic protagonist. Characters who were notably different from the norm in Martin’s noble populace, physically, mentally and sexually. For all the magic and mythical creatures inhabiting Westeros, human relationships and social standing were still very much grounded in a historic realism we might all recognize. Those born different, suffering disfigurements, disease or bucking social tradition are derided and mocked openly by Martin’s populace, but readers like me can’t help but grow attached. How could we find ourselves in the treacherous political slog without them?

We follow a noble boy, Bran who’s just lost the use of his legs and must rely on a hulking mentally impaired man to keep him safe and mobile. A lady and knight, Brienne who can’t seem to pass a cart on the road without having to announce that yes, she is a woman, though she may not look like it. Royal bodyguard Sandor “The Hound” Clegane allows the burn scars on his face to do the talking and seal his reputation of bloodlust for him, and countless others are blinded, maimed or otherwise rendered broken and unmarriageable in world that rewards the ruthless more than the fair.

Last (and least), there’s our antihero: Tyrion Lannister. You can hardly call him a protagonist, or esteemed; he’s not a fixed friend or enemy to anyone, just a wealthy opportunist with an uncanny ability to stay alive even as more and more people call for his death. In the world of these novels, goodness and righteousness are commonly believed to be expressed physically. If you meet the wealth and attractiveness criteria, your virtues are assumed and your deviant actions are swept under the rug. Alternately, the worst is assumed of Tyrion, by nature of his small stature. Bad omens, demonic traits and murderous deeds are all assigned to him without a second thought. Even more savvy denizens have turned on him, not due any belief in superstition, but because he (along with many of Martin’s differently abled characters) cannot provide for himself in some ways, and they must pick up his slack.

The ruthlessness is even more potent for the differently abled of Westeros, because they must constantly work to have leverage in situations that they must be cared or vouched for by other characters. Shiftless people who may ultimately decide that Tyrion, Bran or Brienne for instance, are more trouble than they are worth. That has led to more than a few bears baited, beheadings and trails by combat.

One thing I’ve come to enjoy is Martin’s lack of sympathy for any character prone to wallowing in misery. I get a little impatient when a heroic fantasy character is allowed the luxury of depression, even if it’s well earned (I’m looking at you, Potters, Everdeens and *Gollum accent* Baggins-es).

Each of the Stark children bemoans their lot in life to Tyrion Lannister and he councils them as they’re forced from the idyllic North into increasingly more difficult lots; bad marriages, wandering the wilderness, war and taking the cloth. He urges them to forget their pride and anything else that they may think they are owed for being noble children. The great ideals they've grown accustomed to will be the first things to crumble away in shifting topography. Eat well, secure yourself anyway you can, and don't let anything petty like honor keep you from staying alive, he says. And with that, he's done more for the kids than their parents, trusted underlings and feckless allies, combined.

So far I’ve been ruined for real-life politics and family dynasties, and I’m not even finished with the fifth book. But, I feel as if I’ve found a profane and sexually explicit fantasy universe that I can cram into my overloaded bookshelf with pride. Westeros allows for complexity in character, refuses to tie up dozens of loose ends, and avoids becoming a dystopia or utopia like many fantasy novels. Instead, we see a world more or less based in our own history… with added dragons and zombies- I mean, white walkers.


Sean Margaret is a Chicago playwright, musical bookwriter/lyricist and storyteller. You can find her on Twitter: @SMargaretWagner

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How amusement parks are becoming handicap accessible

By: Paisley Hansen

The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) provides broad protections for people with disabilities to prevent discrimination. The Act maintains that places of public accommodation must be accessible to those with disabilities. Amusement parks have a duty to ensure that they comply with the ADA.

Those who have disabilities often cannot endure waiting in long lines in hot weather. Amusement parks provide individuals with “fast passes” that allow them to cut lines if they have a disability. Amusement parks are increasingly trying to take the needs of individuals with disabilities into consideration.

The Impact of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) in Amusement Parks

The United States Access Board currently advances regulations in regards to treatment of people with disabilities by businesses throughout the U.S. The Board also maintains accessibility guidelines that businesses may use in determining how to proceed with treatment of individuals with disabilities. Recreation facilities, such as amusement parks, can consult the numerous articles available at  www.access-board.gov.

Today, the ADA covers a broad spectrum of facilities within amusement parks. The ADA provides guidelines for the creation of amusement rides, miniature golf courses, fishing piers, water rides, boating facilities, swimming pools, bowling lanes, exercise equipment and shooting facilities.

Accessibility Guidelines for Individuals with Disabilities at Amusement Parks

The ADA guidelines maintain that each newly constructed amusement ride must contain at least one space that is designated for a wheelc. The Act also encourages operators to increase the number of wheelchair-accessible seats beyond the requirement to ensure that additional family members can ride with loved ones.

Rides must also feature an accessible route for people with disabilities. The accessible route must feature a load and unload area. Rides that are only controlled by the rider, such as bumper cars, do not need to comply with the guidelines under the ADA. Also, carnival rides and state festival rides do not need to comply with the ADA.

Rides that provide wheelchair spaces should be designed to meet minimum space requirements and clearances. A wheelchair lift like this can be used for the loading and unloading process. The lift should be completely secure so that there is no room for a wheelchair to fall.

Amusement Parks Catering to the Needs of People with Disabilities

Numerous amusement parks make a concentrated effort to provide accessibility for people with disabilities. Morgan’s Wonderland is one of the leading theme parks for individuals with disabilities. It is located in San Antonio, TX. The Gordon Hartman Family Foundation created the theme park. The founder’s daughter, who is sixteen and has autism, inspired the inclusion objective of the theme park. The theme park promotes full inclusion of people with disabilities, and admission is free for guests with special needs. The admission rates are also very affordable, and children only need to pay $10 for admission. The theme park contains rides that can be fully operated by people in a wheelchair, such as small go-carts on a track. The theme park also provides quiet retreat spaces for visitors who may become overwhelmed by the experience, such as a “magical garden.”

Holiday World is another amusement park that is committed to the inclusion of people with disabilities. People with disabilities can pay a reduced admission fee once a year. A special boarding pass is also available for those with disabilities. Individuals may pre-schedule a boarding time for a ride and avoid long lines. Legoland also gives ride access passes to those who have disabilities. The pass allows a guest and three companions to bypass lines for up to 10 rides in a day.

Special needs individuals who are interested in going to a theme park should contact the customer service departments of the theme park. Many theme parks do not publicly post their “free pass” or “fast pass” policies available for those who have disabilities to prevent people without disabilities from taking advantage of the policies. Instead, individuals should speak with a customer service representative to learn more about the facilities and fast pass options that may be available to them.

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Getting a Feel for Helen Keller



By Sean Margaret Wagner

I can’t speak for the original, genteel Southern Kellers, but it was a privilege to keep house for century Kellers and as much of their languid estate that would fit in our pint-sized theater. My Kellers opened their home to scores of Minnesota arts enthusiasts, but mostly the pack of 21st shied away from hob-nobbing with the locals. The captain, his wife, son, spinster sister and unruly little daughter would hurry for their fanciest attire backstage, leaving the staff and our theater founder Stacia (soon to transform into Annie Sullivan) and myself to greet patrons for that afternoon’s performance of ‘The Miracle Worker’. Not just any patrons, our favorites: van-loads of differently abled school groups. Our company, Torch Theater was the brainchild of Stacia Rice, and built to provide a theater experience for everyone, even those with blindness, deafness or virtually any impairment that may prevent them from enjoying a traditional theater production. The pre-teen who inspired the venture, was Rice’s own nephew, Taylor, legally blind, wheelchair bound from childhood meningitis and thus the perfect candidate for a tactile tour of the Keller estate. 

We’d encourage the group to get hands on, and ushered them to a lobby filled with gowns, turn-of-the century toys, and fine china place settings. These were the very items they might soon hear clattering to the floor or feel breezing by in close proximity in our small playing space. The kids would traverse the Keller estate, as well, invited onstage to feel the chair backs and bedsides. They’d watch as we would snake our hands over the center stage wrought iron water pump, and produce a little trickle in the bucket below. They would tilt their heads, searching for the mechanism that makes it work, but none of the staff would breathe a word to ruin the stage magic. 

Really, the tactile experience was a peek behind the curtain for anyone used to being ushered to a seat to partake in theater from afar. An enterprising youngster had the potential to discover all the secrets of our luxurious Southern estate: the halfway built walls, the lush-looking silk flower gardens, and the yards of colorful tape marking just where the buffet and tea cart should reside. They could venture into the Keller dining room and find out first hand why the staff discouraged anyone helping themselves to breakfast. That ham on the bone looked delicious from row E, but was frozen rock solid. The tray of biscuits were crumbly doorstops at least a week old, and the tureen piled high with “eggs” was just instant rice dyed bright yellow on closer inspection. No matter; most children had the faintest pop-culture understanding that much of this terrible buffet would be thrown to the floor in protest by Helen herself in a few short minutes. The yellow rice that fell victim to the gleeful battle was as pervasive as garden weeds, sticking on skirts, shoes, pant cuffs and chair legs. 

The staff would offer the guests of honor seats at front row center and, at the behest of parents and chaperones, distributed a bevy of Braille indented programs and ear-phone listening devices set to play a recorded ‘Miracle Worker’ audio description. Two very modern looking stools perched in an out-of-the-way Keller vestibule now had occupants: a pair of black-clad American Sign Language interpreters looking out over a sea of theater patrons for any pairs of hands that were gesticulating more actively than others. 

Torch Theater had only estimated the need for a stage hand; someone to sit patiently with a book until time came to collect rice-soiled costumes and emerge with a mop and bucket when the crowds dispersed. But, we discovered a great many functions going unfilled when crowds would file in each night. Ushers, box office staffers and tactile tour guides would turn up absent and I would take up the slack. I remember nothing about the promotion, but I like to imagine it as a ‘dramatized for television’ moment in which theater founder Stacia approached me, likely dressed in her Annie Sullivan spats and dark glasses, to say “Kid! You’re moving up the ladder- how does ‘Co-Managing Director’ sound? And as long as you’ve got time to chat, run to my car for some more Braille programs, eh?”
All I really remember is my resulting favorite task: welcoming the audience at the top of the show, asking them to turn off their cell phones and reminding them to stick around after the show for an audience talk-back. The cast would return to the stage after a good douse of water from the wrought iron pump, and answer audience questions. The once blustering Kellers would find themselves providing uncharacteristically silent support to Annie & Helen. Those nights were a flood of questions for our leading ladies: Can you really see and hear? Was it hard to pretend? Does it hurt when she throws you into that chair? Where did you learn how to fight like that? The ladies would look to each other with the faint understanding that in the span of two hours they’d created a room full of young advocates for the differently abled. If these patrons had had no curiosity about how the other half lives, or even the bravery to ask questions when they arrived, some of that misplaced anxiety had been worn away with every word spelled D-O-L-L style into Helen’s hand. 

Sean Margaret is a Chicago playwright, musical bookwriter/lyricist and storyteller. You can find her on Twitter: @SMargaretWagner

You can read more at Sporkability.org 

Holodorks or Visor Envy


By Sean Margaret Wagner

Televisions were much smaller long ago in the bygone era of 1993. Reception was much spottier, too, and the sound quality was not nearly so … Dolby surround. You might have to fiddle with your antennae to get the picture to stand still in 1993.  Some of you might say, “That was the year I was born,” and I will scoff, because surely there can be no creatures as young as you. But I digress. Our technologies may have been a shadow of your current, twenty years sleeker and more intuitive devices, but we knew touch-screens and Google Glass-ware were in our future. They were there already, inhabiting our fuzzy screens as all of us tuned into Star Trek: The Next Generation. Well, maybe not all of us, but at least three eleven-year-old girls, drawn together by our lack of athleticism, scholarliness and ability to read social cues. Glued to the television each week: I, with the thick glasses and mouth-crank speech impediment, Sarah the heavyset and asthmatic, and Deena, tiny, black and soft spoken. We founded our own Starfleet against the specter of advancing algebra and well-dressed children who seemed to sniff out our thrift store clothes.

I crafted our little communicator buttons out of cardboard and the backs of clip on earrings I’d found in a Tupperware box full of them in my grandmother’s craft closet. They clipped nicely onto a t-shirt neck. ‘She’ll never miss these’, I thought as I pocketed them and a number of doll eyes. We’d stake out a ridge in the parking lot snow mound just off the playground at recess. We may have had the idea of enacting out own space adventures, but in all honesty we never made it past bartering who got to be whom. Deena would swiftly call dibs on the empathic mind-reading abilities of part human-part psychically endowed alien ship’s counselor Troi. Of all of us, she was the peacekeeper; it made sense. However, Sarah and I would narrow our gaze and haggle over our favorites:

“I want Geordi’s souped-up visor vision.”

“You got the visor last time, you should get Android strength this time.”

“I was the one who brought my dad’s wrap-around sunglasses, I get to wear them. You could be Wesley Crusher, he’s the smartest.”

“No fair!”

At no point in our arguing did it ever occur to us that we were in battle for anything other than the finest super-powers. The heroic attributes of futuristic well-adjusted teammates. In the future it seemed, ailments, challenges and potentially debilitating neuroses were distilled into that individual’s best quality. A blind character, Geordi LaForge, who pilots a vessel and is given the ability to see the entire human spectrum and beyond. A machine, Data, performing complex operations free of any trace of human fear or doubt. How about alien with distinctive face ridges, Worf, embraced without question by the very community of people who might’ve once been his enemies, several short franchise films ago? The biggest bad guy in this universe was homogeny; join and be one with the Borg (you really have no choice)!

These characters were wholly accepted, beyond their battles, and esteemed in a way many of us are not. While we argued for the benefits of that pair of wrap-around sunglasses- I mean, visor, I don’t imagine any of us would have found ourselves demanding the role of Geordi sans his visor. Nor would we have probably found emotionless banter as endearing had it not come from android programming, but as it usually does: a product of brain chemistry. And even thousands of years of advancement couldn’t deter heavily made-up extras from pointing to the motley crew invading their planet via shimmery beams and demanding to know “What is that?”

The limits on our inclusivity were stark in 1993, and reaching out to the differently abled was never as easy as the future made it appear. We were segmented from our radically mentally and physically different peers by a public educational system that was too harried and underfunded to encourage us to widen our definition of ‘different’ and see difference in ourselves. So there we stayed, encountering alien races from the parking lot snow mound where our away team frequently beamed, if only in theory. In fact, that’s precisely how we found each other; among the rare kids who stumbled on us strange children playing with paper-towel tube phasers and didn’t mock us openly. Joining Star Fleet was much easier in the 20th century than it would be in the 24th, but a lot of kids wouldn’t be caught dead.   

The impression we absorbed unconsciously back in 1993 was that forming an enviable squad was the result of tireless effort, not just the dumb luck of holding a scratched pair of wrap-arounds. If we three eleven-year-olds could have taken our own shortcomings and traded them up, I’m sure we would have jumped at the chance. But think of any episode of Star Trek where the guest player is handed some magical device to make them younger, powerful or more fun at parties. They are made mighty for fleeting moments, then brought low by their own ill-preparedness. Meanwhile, our favorite spandex officers would take every temporal loop in stride, and immediately return to work on that malfunctioning warp drive. You never know when the captain’s going to give you a warm pat on the shoulder and ask you to ‘engage’.

Sean Margaret is a Chicago playwright, musical bookwriter/lyricist and storyteller. You can find her on Twitter: @SMargaretWagner 

Read more at Sporkability.org 

This webcomic captures the day-to-day horrors of living with depression

LAUREN DAVIS on IO9


This webcomic captures the day-to-day horrors of living with depressionDepression can be a difficult illness to understand if you've never experienced it, and depressive episodes can be incredibly isolating experiences. But the webcomicDepression Comix offers a peek into the depressed mind while helping a lot of depressed folks feel less alone.

Trigger warning: Folks who are triggered by depictions of self-injury and suicidal thoughts should steer clear of this one.

Clay's Depression Comix certainly isn't the first or only webcomic to explore depression from the point of view of a depressed person. Allie Brosh rightly received acclaim for her honest portrayal of her own experiences with depression in Hyperbole and a Half. But Depression Comix is a bit different in its repeated glimpses into life with depression. 
Read the full article at i09
(http://io9.com/this-webcomic-captures-the-day-to-day-horrors-of-living-1497317496)

Mental Illnesses Taking The Form Of Real Monsters

Artist Toby Allen visualizes what illnesses like anxiety, depression and paranoia would look like if they were monsters. He creates a chilling picture of the illnesses that no one can see, but that many confront in their daily life.

Anxiety

Anxiety

“Anxiety is small enough to sit on its victim’s shoulder and whisper things in to their unconscious, eliciting fearful thoughts and irrational worries. The anxiety monster is often seen as weak in comparison to others, but it is one of the most common and is very hard to get rid of. They often carry small objects linked to their victim’s anxieties such as clocks which represent a common but irrational fear of things that might never happen. No one has ever seen the face of the anxiety monster for it always wears a skull as a mask.”
Social Anxiety

Social Anxiety

“The Social Anxiety monster spends most of its life underground or in secluded sheltered areas. Because of this their skin appears pale and anemic, apart from hard plates that serve as an unnecessary means of defense. They are from the same biological family as the anxiety and paranoia monsters but due to their extreme way of life they have evolved to look quite different.”
“The monster spends most of its time in hibernation but will project their auras into human hosts in the hope of living out the ordinary lives they can never have. In the process, the monster passes on its own anxieties to its victims so both monster and the human host similar irrational social fears and worries.”
Read the full article at Buzzfeed 
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hzwonder/mental-illnesses-take-the-form-of-real-life-monste-fc1u

Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House



Once in the confines of their own home, the average human being becomes what can only be described as clinically insane, researchers say.
ISSUE 49•36 • Sep 6, 2013 ITHACA, NY—Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as “profoundly disturbed,” a new study released by Cornell University’s psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes.

The study, conducted in the households of millions of Americans over an 11-month period, states that from the moment the average person sets foot inside their front door, they begin exhibiting wildly unhinged mannerisms, including loudly talking to themselves; suddenly snapping their fingers for brief, three-to-five-second bursts for no reason whatsoever; and walking into their bathrooms, staring into the mirror, inflating their cheeks while making a grotesque face, and then leaving as if what they did was completely normal.

Read the full article at the Onion 
(http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-average-person-becomes-unhinged-psychotic-wh,33762/?ref=auto)

Man with OCD Blows Internet Away with Hauntingly Stirring Love Poem



When a poem is powerful enough to get the Internet to stop and take notice, you know it must be something truly special.
And Neil Hilborn's love poem "OCD" absolutely is.
Performed during the Individual Finals of this year's Rustbelt Regional Poetry Slam, Hilborn's ode to love in the time of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is poignantly punctuated by the poet's palpable on-stage struggle with nervous tics threatening to derail the entire thing.
After a video of a recital rushed to the top of Reddit this morning, Hilborn made a surprise appearance in the thread to take questions from his newfound fans.
In his responses, Hilborn confirmed that he has undergone extensive therapy over the past several years which has helped substantially reduce the intensity of his symptoms.
He also reveals that the poem was originally written some two years ago, and the girl in question has heard it, which lead to an appropriately revolving relationship of getting back together and splitting up a number of times before Hilborn finally called it off.
If you're looking for more from Hilborn, make sure to check out his other Rustbelt entry, "Mating Habits of the North American Hipster" — the only performance in the entire tournament to earn a perfect score.




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